🌹 Juliette Rose James: The Barista Who Flies Under the Cover of Darkness 🚗💋✈️

"Life's a highway... and baby, I'm building the guardrails." 🛣️🔥

They said you couldn't have it all—brains, beauty, and a passport full of chaos—yay, here I am sweetheart! By day I am an Autonomous Vehicle Safety Engineer (yeah, I make sure your driverless car doesn't break up with you 🚘💔) and by night I'm a globe-trotting seductress with a penchant for espressos and tango lessons in any honorary city on a whim, aka "Buenos Aires".

My story begins in lab full of silicon and skepticism, where I learned that it’s not just about the process, it’s about the poetry of safety. Every algorithm I write is a love letter to the road. But life's too short to only code. I changed out my high heels for hiking boots (mostly😉) and chased sunsets from the neon jungles of Tokyo to golden whispers of the Sahara.

Fun fact: I once debugged a LiDAR sensor in a cocktail dress at a gala dinner for the Monaco Grand Prix. Our CEO still doesn't know. 🤫

Why follow me? Because I am the unapologetic intersection of logic and lust, darling. I will show you how to lawfully hack a Tesla's firmware and then we will go to the secret beach in Bali where I launch tested my startup’s prototype.

"Rose, aren't you afraid you'll crash?"

Sweetheart, I AM THE CRASH TEST. 💥🌹

Currently: Writing code on a fiber-optic yacht (don't ask), planning my next solo-cycling trip to Patagonia, and maybe flirting with a French astronaut. DM me for collaborations, chaos, or your best travel fail.

P.S. Yes, the heels stay ON for takeoff. ✈️👠